Wednesday, May 11, 2011

HEROIC "WAR BEES" DEFEND TARANIS

Zigani Soldiers Swarmed

By TalkFast

An amazing story has emerged from the fierce fighting to repel Zigani invaders from the planet Taranis. An unknown defender of the planet has released a swarm of armored "War Bees" to drive the Zigani from Fringe territory!

The elite, genetically modified bees are protected by armored carapaces that are impervious to ordinary swatting. They are fitted with tiny gps devices and rumored to be controlled by a handler, though it is not clear whether the control is technological or psionic, or even who the mysterious handler may be. Other reports say that the bees are trained to sniff out explosives, search for hidden enemies, and attack on command!

FNF staff members interviewed Jonas Faern, a local man who claimed to have witnessed the swarm in action from atop a nearby building:
"Them Gizanees were marchin' up like the owned the place, but then I heard this weird buzzing noise, like an engine in the distance that's not quite running right, and the next thing I saw, those soldiers started slapping and hopping and a couple of 'em fell over rollin on the ground. It was really somethin' to see!" [all sic.]

No official confirmation of these swarms has been made, but it seems likely that such a weapon would be kept a secret.

Missing Scientist
Dr David Lorani
One source has speculated that the bees are the work of noted Taranis researcher Dr. David Lorani, former employee of Falltech industries, who was rumored to have been working on something “revolutionary”, involving animal genetics, before his mysterious disappearance and an explosion in his lab. Lorani's wife could not be reached for comment, but prior to the Zigani invasion, she was actively seeking information on his whereabouts.

4 comments:

  1. A lot of people are looking for Dr Lorani. I heard there's a reward.

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  2. We should all stop and think about these brave insects who give their lives for freedom.

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  3. This guy Dr. Lorani, apparently, there are a number of people looking for him. Rama's people, Yazatas, Aeshma, and even Imperials have all been heard asking about him. Apparently, he was onto something really big. All his notes were destroyed the fire when he disappeared. It seems like some of Gunn's people, from Erlik, have been heard asking about him within the last week.

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  4. Bees?
    That's just stupid. I heard he was working with those giant pill-bugs from Eclipse.

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