Monday, January 16, 2012

FNF Exclusive - Leaked copy of Tractus Lupus Newest Hit!

EXCLUSIVE! Only for FNF Readers

By TalkFast


It has been almost three years since the mysterious disappearance of Tractus Lupus front man Jackson Howl, and while some fans have mourned, others followed closely the rumors (as seen in the FNF article "Feral or Front Man?") that the pugilistic performer is still alive, but in hiding.

Now more evidence has surfaced that perhaps this slumming sabbatical may have inspired new musical genius. The Fringe Newsfeed staff could not confirm that authenticity of this recording, but the possibility was just too exciting NOT to share with our readers immediately!

FNF headquarters recently received a battered envelope containing an unregistered audio mini-drive and the following letter:

Some poor soul (who has likely now lost his job) left an mp3 player in the Floating Vagabond. On this mp3 player was a brand new track from Tractus Lupus new upcoming album! We figured as the most reliable source of news in the galaxy, that you'd appreciate a copy.

The song wasn't listed by a title on the player, but it does repeat Sexy Ladies quite a bit, so that's what we're all calling it. Just like other works from Tractus Lups, this gem doesn't let you down. Driving beats and a smooth hook that shows the more bluesy side of one Jackson Howl.

Sincerely,
Anonymous FNF fan

So listen up, all you fans of Jackson Howl, and then speak up in the comments. Authentic masterpiece? Shoddy Hoax? Or something else altogether?

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