LOST MEMBER OF THE IMPERIAL BLOODLINE?

Nikolaevna Image Consultancy says, “Maybe it’s YOU!”

By TalkFast

The current controversies caused by the death (or departure?) of Holy Empress Gheverie have started a buzz of rumors that the *true* heir to the Imperial Throne is still out there... somewhere.

Ambitious hopefuls from Imperial mansions to the most humble fringe colonies begin to ask themselves if there could be some secret in their own heritage, but few of these potential claimants have the know-how to present their claim. Now, a new corporation, Nikolaevna Image Consultancy, has offered its services to these potential Emperors or Empresses.

“We don’t make any judgement about the veracity of a claim, of course.” NIC founder and CEO, “Anna” Nikolaevna explained, in an exclusive FNF interview. “That is for history, destiny and Eheih to decide. What we do offer is an all-inclusive personalized package of Wardrobe and Appearance Re-Envisioning, Comportment and Composure Training, Legal and Genealogy consulting, Media Management and, of course, Personal Security.”

“Discretion and confidentiality are also very important,” Nikolaevna added, “We assign NIC coordinating agents to each client and assure that they never cross paths with any other client, unless the two have agreed in advance to schedule a conference, debate or honor duel.”

When the Fringe Newsfeed inquired about the cost of Nikolaevna Image Consultancy services, the CEO declined to discuss specifics, adding “This is a matter of solemn patriotism and devotion to our Empire, and it would be crass to talk about money in that context.”